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  MARKETING SLOGANS
The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?"
prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico.
It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read
"Are you lactating?"

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish,
where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following
in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany
only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure.
Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa,
they used the same packaging as in the US,
with the smiling baby on the label.
Later they learned that in Africa,
companies routinely put pictures on the labels,
depicting the contents, since many people can't read.

Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue,
the name of a notorious porno magazine.

The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela",
meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax",
depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters
to find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole",
translating into "happiness in the mouth."

 

CLASSIFIED ADS

The following were taken from recent classified ads in
newspapers:


AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
89 cents

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

AMERICAN FLAG
60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED
$100

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