It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Average life span of a major league baseball: seven pitches.
A SIGN POSTED IN THE CLUB HOUSE AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!

we get out exercise ...
Jumping to conclusions, pushing our luck, and dodging deadlines!

The Top 20 Things You Hear In A Football Broadcast...

That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't



20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

17. It's a game of inches.

16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

15. When you get down in this area,

you just gotta start pounding.

14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

13. He found his tight end.

12. End around.

11. He had to stretch to get it in.

10. He gets penetration in the backfield.

9. He blows them off (at the line)

8. He bangs it in.

7. He could go all the way.

6. He gets it off just in time.

5. He goes deep.

4. He found a hole and slid through it.

3. He pounds it in.

2. He beats them off (the line)

1. He's got great hands.

Supposedly true: Racehorse owner E. R. Bradley had all his
horse's names begin with the letter B, including Bad News.
When some one asked why he gave a horse a name with such a
negative connotation, Bradley explained, "Because bad news
travels fast."