My daughter was doing a project on 70's rock groups, and she asked me to name 2 of them.

"Yes!" I said.

"Who?" she asked.

"There you go," I answered.

Ben Webster tegen gekomen, maar Art Blakey niet te zijn.
Aznavour zingt is het Nat King Cole.

Wanneer neem jij gitaar Les Paul?

Waarom lopen doedelzakspelers terwijl ze spelen?
Om het lawaai te ontvluchten.

Hoeveel punkrockers zijn nodig om een lamp te verwisselen?
Twee. Eén om de lamp te verwisselen, de ander om de oude lamp op z'n
voorhoofd stuk te slaan.

Wat is het verschil tussen Sanskriet en Klavarskribo?
Er zijn musici die Sanskriet kunnen lezen.

Wat is een auditie?
Dat is wanneer je jezelf onder extreme druk plaatst om het sadisme te
bevredigen van een persoon die allang een keuze heeft gemaakt.

Wat gebeurt er als je de Blues achterstevoren zingt?
Je vrouw komt bij je terug, je hond komt weer tot leven en je mag de
gevangenis weer uit.

My sister brought her daughter a really nice Baby Grand Piano
for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked my sister how
her daughter was doing.

"Oh," she said, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."

"How come?" I asked.

"Because," my sister answered, "with a clarinet, she can't
sing."

One day my young daughter and I were listening to one of my
old Simon and Garfunkel albums. When one particular song was
finished, she asked me, "Well, did he?"

"Did he what?"

"Did Parsley save Rosemary in time?"

Have you heard the new song that Elton John and Michael Jackson wrote?
It's called: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

Walking downtown one day, I noticed that a music store had
just opened. Inside the shop, my attention was caught by a
huge Oriental gong, and I went up to take a closer look.
The gong was four feet in diameter. On a rope next to it
hung a two-foot-long mallet with a top the size of a soft- ball. A piece of notebook paper bearing one word in large
letters was taped to the center of the gong.

The word was "NO!"

There is a accordion player driving home from a late night
gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some
coffee.

While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car
doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat
of his car!

He rushes out only to realize that he is too late.

The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had
already thrown in two more accordions.

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Did you know that Elvis was an especially colorful character? He was a redneck who stole the blues from the blacks and sold it to the whites.