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"I love going see opera. You can't sleep at home like that."
-Larry Miller "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!" -Denis Leary "All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it." - Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr. "I believe that I should be able to say whatever I want on a record. But by the time my career ends, I'll have no money left thanks to all the lawsuits." -Eminem "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears "I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he doesn't like it when you join in." -Mick Miller "Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of char- acter." -Oscar Levant, American composer, pianist and author "Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow..." -Mouth organist Larry Adler When we crossed the State Line between Los Angeles and Las Vegas we passed a Hotel and Casino called the Primadonna. I asked my 6 yr. old grandson if he knew what a Primadonna was. "Of course," he said, "that was before Madonna." "I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'" -Bob Newhart "Did you know that there are over 50,000 earthquakes every year? There's a whole lot of shaking going on." -Unknown "The other day I was sitting around the house listening to an Alanis Morissette CD, and the doorbell rang, so I slipped the gun out of my mouth." -Vernon Chatman "I take music pretty seriously. This scar on my wrist, do you know what that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again." -Dennis Leary "You know you're going out with someone too young for you when they say, 'Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?'" -Unknown Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -Victor Borge "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardner "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Stephen Wright "Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing." - Tom Dreesen
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