 Top/Toast
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TOAST QUOTES: A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast. Here's health to your enemies' enemies! Here's to the women who love me terribly, May they soon improve. May you have the hindsight to know where you've been the foresight to know where you're going and the insight to know when you're going too far. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven! On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille! "There are many good reasons for drinking And one just entered my head If a man can't drink while he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead!" May those who love us love us. And those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping. Here's to living single and drinking double! Here's to Eve, the Mother of our race, She wore her fig leaf in the proper place. Here's to Adam, Father of us all, He knew just where to be, When the leaves began to fall . . . AND A FINAL TOAST TO ALL READERS! Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, The saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass it on to other folk. |
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