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  Family Fortunes



The following are actual answers given by contestants on Family Fortunes



Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal - Mail

Name a number you have to memorize - 7

Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep

Name something you put on walls - Roofs

Name something in the garden that's green - Shed

Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

Name a sign of the zodiac - April

Name something slippery - A conman

Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato

Name a jacket potato topping - Jam

Name a famous Scotsman - Jock

Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it - Window

Name a non-living object with legs - Plant

Name a domestic animal - Leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

Name a way of cooking fish - Cod

Name a job a working dog does - Slave

Name something associated with pigs - The police

Name a kind of ache - Filet-o-fish


[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:]



Name a food that can be easily eaten without chewing - Er, chips?

Name a form of transport you can walk around in - My foot

Name a method of securing your home - Put the kettle on

Name the last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet

Name something that makes you scream - A squirrel

Name something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels


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